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 Post subject: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:51 pm 
Twilight Thorn
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Requires: 1 active hamster with a visible tail, 1 pair or tweezers or just your fingers, one decent sized table

Instructions: Lay hamster on table and make sure it scoots all over the table. With tweezers in hand or your fingers try to catch the hamster by the tail. Repeat if desired.

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:43 am 
The Luna Diviner
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*attempts to catch the hamster by the tail with a tweezer* *epic phailz*

*smashes the hamster flat against the table in frustration*

I hate hamsters.

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:26 pm 
Twilight Thorn
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I have a crapload of hamsters here. I can think of a billion ways of what to do with them.

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:13 pm 
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*carefully pushes a potato into the midst of the hamsters*

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Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?


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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 2:29 pm 
The Luna Diviner
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What we need is a huge sausage-making machine. We could make links out of those hamsters. Mmmmm... hamster sausage. Hamster sandwich. Hamster meatballs.

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:10 pm 
The Chilly Academic
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Did I hear someone say.... meatballs?

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:04 pm 
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NOOOOOOOOOOO... HAmster meatballs? I'd rather eat Bah Kut Teh! I was about to buy myself a hamster and this is what I see. Awww~ (>.<) Sadly, my mum is a hamster hater too.

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:35 pm 
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Can someone please check the potato for me?

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Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue ?


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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:46 pm 
The Chilly Academic
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*looks among hamster for potato*

It's still there, nothing happened yet.

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 8:37 pm 
Twilight Thorn
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*Picks up a hamster and drops it down Armeria's valley (if she has one)*

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:21 am 
The Luna Diviner
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*remembers that Santa didn't give me what I put on my wishlist*

*goes off to write Santa's name on a million mail orders for hamsters*

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:21 pm 
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Never really believed in Santa, even as a kid.

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:22 pm 
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I used to till my mom told me she was Santa. Kinda figured it out when she got so pissed after I lost an umbrella from "Santa".

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:27 pm 
Twilight Thorn
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Santa is the world'd most notorius pedo.

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 Post subject: Re: Boredom Cure for the week: Hamstah tweezers
PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:37 pm 
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I thought that was Pedobear.

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